This has been on T-shirts, in a Minions meme, and even some Q&A sites:
Fat people are hard to kidnap.
While the B-flick method of kidnapping (knock 'em unconscious and then carry the mark) is obviously harder the more the victim weighs, it is still something seemingly in the joke territory.
Is there evidence indicating that fat people are less frequent victims of kidnapping compared to fit/lean people?